I didn’t think I would miss college this much.

Lol forgot about this thing.

dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.

I really need to reread Harry Potter.

rillige:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

what about the w

officialunitedstates:

A train leaves Philadelphia for Chicago traveling at 200 miles per hour.  At the same time, another train leaves Chicago headed for Philadelphia traveling at 250 miles per hour.  There is no math problem here; only train facts.

accio-shitpost:

i bet if kingsley shacklebolt swapped places with dumbledore, voldemort would be dead in like three books tops

herhmione:

im like 95% harry potter and 5% bad decisions